John Higdon
2012-11-30 21:36:12 UTC
LUCIFERIAN / SATANIC
Lucifer Satanic Conspiracy Blown Wide Open
At Radio Stations: KFJC & KKUP FM
THE LUCIFERIAN CONSPIRATORS
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/citizen_cohn_luciferian_higdon_byrd.html
PICS:
FAG SATANIST HIGDON:
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FAG SATANIST WEAVER:
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FAG SATANIST HIGDON AND WEAVER FUCK-BUDDIES:
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"Eric Conspiracy"
http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/
KKUP 91.5 FM
THE FRAME JOBS:
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/framed_at_kkup.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/radio_exorcism.html
KFJC 89.7 FM
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/the_devils_radio.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/music_mafias.html
The Eric Conspiracy
http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/
WEBPAGE SCRIPT:
What Is The Eric Conspiracy?
Around 1987 someone on the newsgroup talk.bizarre
uttered a semi-incoherent rant observing that there
seemed to be an awful lot of hackers named Eric around --
``and have you noticed'' (he said)
``that they all have moustaches and they're all UNIX
system manglers?'' He then opined that these must be
the secret signs of an insidious conspiracy.
Well, there went our deep, dark, ancient secret! No
point in the hooded robes and solemn blood oaths of
silence sworn by guttering torchlight anymore. Usenet
has spoken. Yes, there is an Eric Conspiracy. You,
too, maybe eligible to join, use our nifty logo on
your home page, and participate in our sinister plans
for network and world domination!
2010 brings us confirmation of what we have long
suspected - there are many, many Erics out there in
Unix user-land.
Who Can Be a Member
To become an initiate of the Eric Conspiracy, you
must meet the following criteria:
1. You must be an Eric
You may match on first, last, or middle name(s). We're
not orthography bigots, if you're an Erik or Erich or
Eirik you are also eligible. We're not sexists either,
so Ericas and Erikas are also welcome. We've even managed
not to be speciesist -- one of the qualified members
is a cat.
2. You must have a Moustache
An eligible moustache may be real or virtual. You have
a real moustache if you wear visible hair immediately
above your upper lip. You have a virtual moustache if
(a) you can produce pictures or the attestation of an
initiated member to prove that you once had a real
moustache, or (b) you can fake it.
(Ericas and Erikas are encouraged to fake it.)
3. You must Mangle Unix
You are presumptively considered a Unix mangler if you
are a Unix hacker, developer, or system administrator.
If you are a Unix user, you are eligible if you have ever
(a) run Unix on a home machine, (b) crashed your Unix host,
(c) cracked your Unix host, (d) logged in late at night
because you got tired of getting totally lagged during
the day, thus ensuring that your host
is swamped all the time.
Borderline cases will be decided by the iron whim of
the initiated membership. (Yes, we can be bribed.)
Solemn Laws Of The Eric Conspiracy
When asked if you are really a initiate of a sinister
conspiracy to dominate the net and/or world, silently
leave the room, say ``No comment'', smile without speaking
or otherwise contrive to leave the questioner nervous,
confused, and just a little more paranoid than he/she was
before. At Eric Conspiracy meetings or while on Conspiracy
business, address other
initiates as `Bruce' (just to keep things clear). Always
and everywhere, strive to earn Official Eric Conspiracy
Coolness Points.
How to Earn Coolness Points
Any initiate can award another initiate Coolness Points.
However, the award may be vetoed by any initiate with more
coolness points than the awarder (but it's bad form to do
this often). Here are some ways to earn Coolness
Points:
Practice your sinister maniacal laughter for use on
non-initiates. Recruit new members.
Use "Eric Conspiracy Secret Labs" as your Organization
line. For extra sinister effect, add the following header
to your outgoing mail and news: "X-Eric-Conspiracy: There
is no conspiracy". Carrying the logo and a link back to
the Conspiracy page on your home page.
Pull off a particularly neat Unix hack.
Recover bits of arcane Eric Conspiracy lore via your pineal
gland from the akashic records -- new Solemn Laws, sinister
plans for world domination, etc.
Think up more ways for initiates to earn Coolness Points.
The Eric Conspiracy Logo
Here is the official Eric Conspiracy logo, recognized by
paranoids the world over as the sign of a truly superior
world-girdling conspiracy:
Watch for it on our soon-to-be released lines of sportswear,
action figures, and cosmetics. There is also a gray and white
wallpaper version you can use as a background, and a half-size
version you can use as an icon for a web link to this page.
Here are some other variants of the logo:
___ ^
\e/ or /e\
v ---
"Eric Weaver"
"1 coolness point for recruiting himself."
Pictures Of The Luciferian Faggots At KKUP / KFJC FM:
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/citizen_cohn_luciferian_higdon_byrd.html
Lucifer Satanic Conspiracy Blown Wide Open
At Radio Stations: KFJC & KKUP FM
THE LUCIFERIAN CONSPIRATORS
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/citizen_cohn_luciferian_higdon_byrd.html
PICS:
FAG SATANIST HIGDON:
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FAG SATANIST WEAVER:
Loading Image...
FAG SATANIST HIGDON AND WEAVER FUCK-BUDDIES:
Loading Image...
"Eric Conspiracy"
http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/
KKUP 91.5 FM
THE FRAME JOBS:
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/framed_at_kkup.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/radio_exorcism.html
KFJC 89.7 FM
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/the_devils_radio.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/music_mafias.html
The Eric Conspiracy
http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/
WEBPAGE SCRIPT:
What Is The Eric Conspiracy?
Around 1987 someone on the newsgroup talk.bizarre
uttered a semi-incoherent rant observing that there
seemed to be an awful lot of hackers named Eric around --
``and have you noticed'' (he said)
``that they all have moustaches and they're all UNIX
system manglers?'' He then opined that these must be
the secret signs of an insidious conspiracy.
Well, there went our deep, dark, ancient secret! No
point in the hooded robes and solemn blood oaths of
silence sworn by guttering torchlight anymore. Usenet
has spoken. Yes, there is an Eric Conspiracy. You,
too, maybe eligible to join, use our nifty logo on
your home page, and participate in our sinister plans
for network and world domination!
2010 brings us confirmation of what we have long
suspected - there are many, many Erics out there in
Unix user-land.
Who Can Be a Member
To become an initiate of the Eric Conspiracy, you
must meet the following criteria:
1. You must be an Eric
You may match on first, last, or middle name(s). We're
not orthography bigots, if you're an Erik or Erich or
Eirik you are also eligible. We're not sexists either,
so Ericas and Erikas are also welcome. We've even managed
not to be speciesist -- one of the qualified members
is a cat.
2. You must have a Moustache
An eligible moustache may be real or virtual. You have
a real moustache if you wear visible hair immediately
above your upper lip. You have a virtual moustache if
(a) you can produce pictures or the attestation of an
initiated member to prove that you once had a real
moustache, or (b) you can fake it.
(Ericas and Erikas are encouraged to fake it.)
3. You must Mangle Unix
You are presumptively considered a Unix mangler if you
are a Unix hacker, developer, or system administrator.
If you are a Unix user, you are eligible if you have ever
(a) run Unix on a home machine, (b) crashed your Unix host,
(c) cracked your Unix host, (d) logged in late at night
because you got tired of getting totally lagged during
the day, thus ensuring that your host
is swamped all the time.
Borderline cases will be decided by the iron whim of
the initiated membership. (Yes, we can be bribed.)
Solemn Laws Of The Eric Conspiracy
When asked if you are really a initiate of a sinister
conspiracy to dominate the net and/or world, silently
leave the room, say ``No comment'', smile without speaking
or otherwise contrive to leave the questioner nervous,
confused, and just a little more paranoid than he/she was
before. At Eric Conspiracy meetings or while on Conspiracy
business, address other
initiates as `Bruce' (just to keep things clear). Always
and everywhere, strive to earn Official Eric Conspiracy
Coolness Points.
How to Earn Coolness Points
Any initiate can award another initiate Coolness Points.
However, the award may be vetoed by any initiate with more
coolness points than the awarder (but it's bad form to do
this often). Here are some ways to earn Coolness
Points:
Practice your sinister maniacal laughter for use on
non-initiates. Recruit new members.
Use "Eric Conspiracy Secret Labs" as your Organization
line. For extra sinister effect, add the following header
to your outgoing mail and news: "X-Eric-Conspiracy: There
is no conspiracy". Carrying the logo and a link back to
the Conspiracy page on your home page.
Pull off a particularly neat Unix hack.
Recover bits of arcane Eric Conspiracy lore via your pineal
gland from the akashic records -- new Solemn Laws, sinister
plans for world domination, etc.
Think up more ways for initiates to earn Coolness Points.
The Eric Conspiracy Logo
Here is the official Eric Conspiracy logo, recognized by
paranoids the world over as the sign of a truly superior
world-girdling conspiracy:
Watch for it on our soon-to-be released lines of sportswear,
action figures, and cosmetics. There is also a gray and white
wallpaper version you can use as a background, and a half-size
version you can use as an icon for a web link to this page.
Here are some other variants of the logo:
___ ^
\e/ or /e\
v ---
"Eric Weaver"
"1 coolness point for recruiting himself."
Pictures Of The Luciferian Faggots At KKUP / KFJC FM:
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/citizen_cohn_luciferian_higdon_byrd.html