2018-06-11 00:43:18 UTC
alt.baldspot) and he told me that he was aware of Ernie's hair regrowth
research and he asks that the
hairloss community, and alt.baldspot members do NOT visit Ernie's July
celebration of life.
Reason: he said that there are elements in the hairloss/regrowth community
who he believes are behind the following curious events...
The day after his passing a black mid 1980s Chevy Suburban pulled in front
of Ernie's home. Two men, dressed in black suits, sunglasses and hats
produced a search warrant (later determined to be invalid) and confiscated
all of Ernie's notes, journals, letters
and personal computers related to curing baldness. While these men wore
hats, it was clear that they had shaven heads (probably bald), as there was
no hair below the hat line, according to Bert.
Bertie did not reference the mysterious Men in Black (MIB) of UFO lore, but
the similarities between the MIB and the men in the Suburban are
There are two key points that converge: 1) the MIB are time travelers, and
2) the MIB were probably bald, not shaven.
CONCLUSION: The Men in Black are from the not-too-distant future, a time
when baldness has still not been cured. Ernest Primeau cured that baldness
traveled back in time to cure baldness for their society by confiscating
Ernie Primeau's research, which is under-appreciated by so many and
suppressed by others.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
FUTURE PROOF: Watch for descriptions of the men in black in the future. I
predict they will have hair.